Wednesday, March 12, 2008

iBonnie

As we all now, Mac is the leader in 21st century technology. But there are other scientists who are working towards a miraculous invention, the iBonnie. These Japanese scientists have struggled to create such a mechanism. Stem Cell Research? Take a Seat. Cure for Cancer? Find a Chair. Mechanical Sharpie? DISCOVERED!

But the real invention is impossible to recreate. Even before the bonnie was born, these scientists knew something great was coming, through biblical foreshadowing of course. These scientists have invented e-mail, a cure for polio, and deron williams(their first attempt failed miserably, you may know him as chris paul).

I'm wondering if you think the money being put into this is worth it. We all know Bonnie's love can't be recreated, so why even try? Please feel free to leave your feedback as i will be submitting the results to Steve Jobs.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

The iBonnie would simply be an exercise in futility.Now,I understand what apple is thinking: that everyone should have the chance to feel Bonnie's goodness in their lives, and I respect that. However, Bonnie's love is something that you cannot put a price-tag on, and the iBonnie could not contain a fraction of the awesomeness that we lucky Bonnie acquaintances get to experience in the flesh.

With all due respect (for Bonnie),
B-Town