QUIZ! Have You Got A Little Bonnie In You?

Welcome! You will need a #2 Pencil and a piece of college ruled paper (If you were Bonnie you would've already been prepared, go ahead and deduct one point from your final score for not being prepared, the fact that you aren't Bonnie really puts you at a disadvantage when it comes to this quiz...and life in general, but don't get discouraged I believe it was Bonnie that said "Never Never Never Give Up...but I'll be there for you when you do") I'm paraphrasing.

Directions: You'll be asked a Series of Bonnie related questions. Take your time. Please answer truthfully.
Example: Did you go see the movie National Treasure, believing/assuming it to be about Bonnie? a)Yes or b)No


1) If you needed to buy sushi, get an eye exam, and/or purchase a TV DVD collection would you most likely go to:
a-Wal-Mart
b-Cost-Co
c-Sam's Club

2) When is the best time to unload the dishwasher?
a-6am-9am time range
b-4pm-7pm time range
c- 11pm-2am time range

3) If you could choose anyone in this world who would you most like to be stuck in an elevator with?
a-Bonnie
*notice there is no "b" because it's just a given that we would all want to be with Bonnie

4) Are you allergic to...?
a-Cornish Game Hens
b-Chocolate
c-Cereal (Excludes Peanut Butter Crunch and Fruity Pebbles)
d-Cost-Co Kirkland Trail Mix

5) Does Bonnie trust you enough to give you her cell phone number?
a-yes
b-no
c-I haven't had the courage to ask yet

6) Did Bonnie feel you were important enough to add you to her cell phone directory?
a-yes
b-no
c- she pretended like she saved my number to spare my feelings, but I'm pretty sure she didn't save my number,but I understand that it's a privilege to be in her phone and I really haven't earned it yet

7) If your wireless service provider had a top 5 system would Bonnie be in your top 5?
a-yes
b-no
c-she already is
d- I would give her all five slots
e-I paid a huge cancellation fee to my former wireless provider and changed wireless providers just so Bonnie could be in my top 5

8) Does Bonnie have an affectionate nickname for you?
a-yes
b-no

9) Have you ever visited the Bonnie at the hospital?
a-yes
b-no
c-yes and I'm "technically" not even an immediate family member but I broke hospital protocol,violated visiting hours, and ignored fire codes because my love knows no bounds for her and it was the best Friday night ever

10) Has Bonnie ever changed your last name to hers when referencing you as a term of endearment? (Example of the top of my head, first thing that came to mind...Amy Tingey)
a-yes
b-no
c-I don't think she even knows my last name because I've never made a point of getting to know her and visiting her (If you choose C you are automatically disqualified because you don't deserve to take this test or have access to this blog)

11) Has the Bonnie ever given you her blessing to marry Jeff,Stephanie,or my James?
a-yes
b-no
c-yes, but half-heartedly because she's too nice to tell me I'm not good enough
c-if you claim she has given you her blessing to marry James that is a boldface lie, because she already promised him to me, and Bonnie is a woman of her word (See Integrity piece)
d-If Katie takes the quiz she automatically gets five points because Bonnie gave her the vote of approval a long time ago (and I second that)

12) Do you have your gallbladder?
a-no
b-yes
c-yes, but in a jar
d-sold it on E-Bay

13) Do you make creative and beautiful jewelry?
a-yes
b-no
c-I tried, but it didn't compare to Bonnie's magnificent creations so I gave up

14) Do you have a sweet ride like the Bonnie/and do you look good behind the wheel of it like the Bonnie?
a-yes
b-no
c- does it count if Bonnie has let me in her car before?

15) Are you an amazing/incredible/wonderful cook?
a-no
b-yes

16) Do you give great hugs?
a-yes
b-no

17) Have you ever had a pedicure at a 5-Diamond spa?
a-no
b-yes

18) Have you ever fed BonBon ice chips in her time of need?
a-yes
b-no
c-no, but if I had the chance I would

19) Has Bonnie ever offered you anything to eat?
a-no (I don't think this answer even needs to exist)
b-yes
c- not only did she offer, but she sent me home a to-go plate

20)Have you ever watched YouTube clips with Bonnie on a Saturday night?
a-no
b-yes

21) Do you have a Bonnie related tattoo?
a-no
b-yes
c-I'm planning on getting one

22)If you needed foster parents who would your first choice be?
a-Claire and Dr. Cliff Huxtable
b-Danny Tanner, Uncle Jesse, Uncle Joey
c- Bonnie and Rob
d-Homer and Marge Simpson
e-Carol and Mike Brady

23)What American Idol judge should Bonnie replace?
a-Simon Cowell
b-Paula Abdul
c-Randy Jackson
d-all of them, they only need Bonnie for a one woman show

24)Have you ever saved a puppy from a burning building?
a-yes
b-no
c-I choked under the pressure and I don't want to talk about it

25)Have you ever given someone both of your kidneys?
a-no
b-yes

26)Have you ever lifted a car above your head so a small trapped child can escape just before an explosion?
a-no
b-yes

27) Did you find the cure for Rabies?
a-yes
b-no

28) Did your wisdom single-handedly end the Writer's Strike?
a-yes
b-no

29) Did you originally conceive the idea that MacGyver (Richard Dean Anderson) should never carry a gun to keep viewers glued to their seats season after season?
a-yes
b-no

30) Has Chuck Norris ever called to wish you a Happy Birthday?
a-yes
b-no
c-no call, I only received a text at 12:01

31) Have you ever been a guest model on Deal or No Deal and displayed the million dollar briefcase with poise,grace, and the audience gave you a standing ovation?
a-no
b-yes
c-no, but I did have a chance to see Howie Mandel's stand up show in Las Vegas (save your money)

32) Do you believe that Charity Never Faileth?
a-yes
b-no

33) Did Kevin Costner, Robert Redford, Mel Gibson, Ted Danson, Kevin Spacey, and John Stamos ever propose to you and you turned them all down?
a-yes
b-no
c-only Ted Danson

34) Are you fluent in 8 different languages?
a-yes
b-no

35) Did you play an instrumental part in The Olympics coming to Salt Lake?
a-yes
b-no

36) Has Time magazine ever named you woman of the year?
a-yes
b-no

37) Has Barbara Walter's repeatedly put you on her list, year after year, of the 50 Most Fascinating People?
a-no
b-yes

38) Does your birth certificate list your middle name as "America's Sweetheart"?
a-yes
b-no

39) Did you invent a new flavor of Orbit gum?
a-yes
b-no

40) Have you set 341 Guinesss Book World Records this year alone?
a-no
b-yes

41) Did you invent the Thesaurus?
a-yes
b-no

42) Is your name synonymous with words like amazing, incredible, loving, considerate, sweet, nice, kind, thoughtful,talented,patient,mesmerizing, intelligent, beautiful, gifted?
a- yes (you cannot answer yes unless every single word applies to you)
b-no

43) Do Nobel Prize winners call you for advice?
a-yes
b-no

44)Do you have a birthmark that resembles Bonnie?
a-yes
b-no
c-it bears a slight resemblence
d-unmistakable certain likeness

45) Does your name in Italian mean "out of control amazing and there is no one else like me"
a-no
b-yes

46) Did H&R Block tell you that you are tax exempt due to total and utter awesomeness?
a-yes
b-no

47) Does your name rhyme with Bonnie?
a-no
b-yes

48)Have you ever watched the A&E 7 part biography- Bonnie's Portrait of Courage: How One Woman Could Move Mountains
a-no
b-yes it was captivating
c-I purchased the Special Edition DVD

49) Have you participated in the write-in campaign to Gatorade and suggest they make the flavor: Bon-a-fied Bodacious Blueberry Rush?
a-no
b-yes

50) Do you love Bonnie enough to have answered all 50 questions?
a-no
b-yes
c-I would have answered 3 times that many

51) BONUS QUESTION (Worth Double Points) !!! In tribute to Bonnie, did you write a 51 question quiz about her?
a-no
b-yes! Love me some Bonnie!

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