The Easter Bonnie

If the Bonnieblog stands for one thing and one thing only, it is the pursuit of Bonnie-related truth. With that in mind, there is a grave untruth that has been forced upon your minds that the Bonnieblog can no longer bear to hear.

Over the years a big deal has been made about a certain rabbit with alleged ties to the resurrection of a certain savior of mankind. This 5' 10'' lagomorpha hops into town the first Sunday after the paschal full moon and deposits multi-colored eggs in wicker baskets lined with fake grass. You might better know this pervert by his street name, the Easter Bunny.

For some reason there is an established religion, famous for its great and spacious buildings, that would have the world believe that this fuzzy fiend is somehow related to the easter holiday. Unfortunately this bonnieblogger sees through the fluff, this author has found the truth behind easter. As some have long suspected, there was never an "Easter Bunny," the easter bunny was made up by said religion as a way of hiding the truth about... the Easter Bonnie.

The Easter Bonnie has been around for centuries, spreading the true spirit of the Easter holiday. The Easter Bonnie needs no grass lined baskets or flaming techni-color eggs that would make Elton John look like as masculine as the Rock. The Easter Bonnie needs not sneak into the homes of unsuspecting victims in the middle of the night because the Easter Bonnie is always invited... Everywhere.

So, as you awake this Easter morning to treats galore, I implore you, in the spirit of the holiday, to give thanks to the true giver of easter goodies... The Easter Bonnie.