In what can only be considered one of the most controversial strategies since the infamous Average Joe's forfeit strategy of '04, the Bonnie has officially gone against all semblance of reason in stating that she will be "rooting" for BYU in todays MWC championship game.
What would drive such a sane, rational person as the Bonnie to make such a disturbing statement? Could our righteous Bonnie actually have such an unrighteous desire? Could it be that Provo's evil powers that be have replaced our sweet precious Bonnie with a Provo-Pod-Bonnie in a sick attempt to persuade her loyal followers to cheer on their unholy team? Or could it be that our beloved Bonnie has actually derived a strategy so devious and genius that it could only be called a BT Reverse Jinx?
At this point it is merely speculation but as an expert in Bonntology I would say that the Bonnnie must be in the middle of the first full blown reverse-jinx since the George Mason- UConn Elite 8 thriller of '06. Did it work for George Mason... I think we all know the answer to that. Is this really what the Bonnie is doing? I hope so. If it is, will it work for the Bonnie? It's a bold strategy... We'll see if it pays off.
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