Notes From An Inspired Discourse

On Sunday March 23rd, 2008. 10:07 A.M. the Willow Creek 4th ward received the greatest Easter gift since the original tombstone rolled back... Our Bonnie spoke in Sacrament meeting. The following is a collection of notes and bullet points on the talk as written by the spirit through my pen. I give to you... BONNIE'S TALK

-Mike and Jeff used to collect baseball cards
-Rob gave Bonnie a baseball card on their anniversary, this told Bonnie the marriage would last
-Mickey Mantle was a baseball player, Bobby Richardson was his teammate.
-Mickey Mantle died from Alcohol; Don't drink
-If you have a problem, the Lord will solve it... He's the answer to all problems
-Some chick gave a talk about 6 points on discerning the spirit.
-According to Bonnie the 6 points are...
1-Find God's Will
2-Listen
3-Don't be too intent on what you want
4-Your heart is not prepared
-Bonnie says that Henry B. Eyring said that we should ask the lord for his will, not tell him ours
-Bonnie was engaged before she met Rob... To another man... She's a playa
-Spirit told her to get with the Tingey Program
(Bonnie has now officially gone overtime)
-Mickey Mantle repented on his death bed... You can too.
-John 3:16 (Obviously Bonnie follows sports)
-Abinidi threw down spiritually
-Abinidi was a Bad A
-Bonnie just read the entire book of Alma over the pulpit, it went surprisingly fast
-Bonn Bonn has a testimony
-She is thankful for me
-And Rob... And Mickey Mantle
-Amen*

*at this point the entire audience spontaneously gave a standing ovation and began weeping with joy at the same time