Good Evening Worldwide BonnieBlog Readership,
It has been brought to the attention of the BonnieBlog staff that some of our most loyal and cherished readers are soon to embark on a magical journey called "Spring Break!" If any of you got the same chill that I got upon reading those mystical words... Spring Break... then it probably means that you will soon take that voyage. While some of you will be venturing to far off enchanted locations like Cancun, Bermuda, Las Vegas or... dare I say... Sandy? Many of our worldwide readership will be spending their much needed away time in the comfort of their own homes. Regardless of where you spend your precious spring break it is important that in the spirit of Bonniehood you party to the fullest of your ability. Bonnie wouldn't have it any other way. Party hard, but party safe.
With "safety" in mind it is our pleasure to announce the release of the hottest spring break party drink since Thomas Jefferson invented water... The BONNIE-COLADA. It's exactly like a Pina-Colada, except it is made with Bonnies blood, sweat and tears... not literally, that would be gross, and we substitute the alcohol with the secretest of secret ingredients... the rarest of rare ingredients... an actual particle of concentrated Bonnie Love, found in only one place on earth... Bonnie's heart!
So, this spring break, as you're sipping your delicious Bonnie-Colada, remember that partying with a Bonnie-Colada is the closest thing to partying with Bonnie herself... so put that in your party cup and drink it...
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As I am sitting in the lovely Sandy for my spring break, don't be jealous, and sipping my bonniecolada, which bonnie made herself, that you should be jealous of!, I can't help but think of all the times I have partied hard with the bon. You give her enough perrier and she will do anything! There is no other place I would rather spend spring break then with the beautiful bonnie in her humble abode!
Love your humble servant,
Stephanie
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