One Day and Counting...

My good bloggers and bloggerettes it is exactly 1 day until the single greatest day of the year! You might ask what is the greatest day of the year? Christmas? some would think but it is august and christmas is usually in december...believe me i checked...Online. Some perverted hippies might think its earth day, dirty whores. The earth doesn't dare compare with this day. Some of the love birds out there might say valentines day, dead wrong. There is more love given in one minute of this day than every valentines day combined. Our black friends might say Martin Luther King Jr. Day or (MLKJD) for short. And i say to that, negro please. Some old people might say veterens day. Well the special person of this day has given more to this country through rice krispies than all old people combined. Except grandpa Jim and lois they're way to Bad A for me to hate on. The Irish might say St. Patrick's day. Well talk to me when your sober...still waiting.

Finally the moment you have all been waiting for. Tomorrow is Bonnies Birthday!!!!!!! Even Santa Clause can't wait for this day. He makes a special visit and delivers all of Bonnie's birthday presents through the chimney. People from all over the world fly in just to catch a glimpse of the Angel of the W.C. on her special day. Every store in the world is closed except of course the restaurant that our sweet Bonnie chooses she wants to eat at. That is the greatest reward any restaurant can recieve.

So tomorrow as we celebrate let us give to the Bonnie and remember all the things she has done for us.

In Bonebration,

BonJamesBon