Bonnie lovers I am writing this to tell you of a magical place. No not the bachelor pad, I'm talking about Bonnia! A place where the oceans are filled with Perrier, the streets are made of fudge, and sweet rolls grow on trees. You enter every time you eat exactly 1000 krispies of Bonnie's world famous rice krispie spectaculars. And somehow a certain middle aged hoodlum 3 doors down(refer to glossary) found out this sacred information. And this is where the story begins.
It was a beautiful night at about 2 in the morning. And the B$^%@(lets just call him AM) thought this would be a perfect time to be on the prowl and pounce to steal some BRK(bonnie rice krispies). But little does he know at 2 Bonnie's night had just begun. She finished making BRK and was just about to start gardening, then was going to bake some heavenly sweet rolls, might I add what a SAINT! AM was currently hiding on the side of the Tingey household waiting the Bon Bon to finish gardening. He smelled the BRK and knew he had to get in soon. So he made a desperate move and snuck in through the back door. And tragedy was about to strike. AM had his hands on a whole batch of BRK. And he began to devour them like the scoundrel he is. He made it to 600 krispies and Bonnie's bonsenses began to tingle. She quietly made her way back in the house and saw AM in action. Then a great idea came to her. Luckily she always carry some extra Bondip with her. And every one knows that if an unworthy person eats the heavenly Bondip they melt and their spirit is trapped forever in the wizard school Bonwarts. But time was running out, AM had picked up the pace and was on his 950th krispie and didnt look like he was slowing down. So Bonnie sprung into action and flung some Bondip toward AM. AM being so committed to reaching the magical land of Bonnia didn't notice it and the Bondip landed right in his mouth. He never stood a chance against the almighty Bonnie. He will forever be haunted in Bonwarts. Now the W.C. is once again safe, thanks to my home girl Bon Bon.
Boncerely,
BonJamesBon
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