Late August Bonnouncements

The staff and I have a few bonnouncements to make before it's too late.

First and foremost, we'd like to bonnounce that the Bonnie has been called to serve in the Bishopric of a student ward at the U. This is significant for 2 reasons. One because, well... not that many women get called to serve in the Bishopric, but we all not that the Bonnie is not just any woman. The second thing is that, upon finding out that the Bonnie was now working for the U, Thomas S Monson (T-Mons as we like to call him) renounced the church's claim on BYU because the Bonnies arrival at the U makes the U the Lord's annointed school.

Our second bonnouncement is that, as part of her welcome into the new ward, the Bonnie will be speaking in her new ward this coming Sunday!!! Come one, come all and hear the Bonnie speak the truth to our undeserving ears.

That is all