The Glossary of Bonnie-Terms

Worldwide readership,

As the influence of the Bonnie Blog begins to reach the farthest corners of the world it has come to the attention of the Bonnie Blog staff that our newest readers may not fully understand all of the terms, slang and sayings used by the staff while chronicling the life and times of Bonnie.

Because we cannot answer all of the fan mail questions that we get asking about the meaning of these terms (believe me, we've tried) the staff and I decided to write a glossary of terms for newer readers to use as a guide to the Bonnie Blog. The glossary will be an ever expanding document, updated as needed to reflect the latest and greatest entries in the Bonnie Blog.

Without Further Adieu... The Glossary

Quote of the Day: The craziest and/or most bontastic thing that Bonnie said during that given day.

3 Doors Down: It's not a band, it's a nightmare

Boncerely: The sign-off used in many Bonnie Blog posts in place of sin-cerely, because the Bonnie doesn't sin.

Boncern: Used in place of the word concern because 1) it's a level of concern far beyond that of a standard humans ability to feel concern, and 2) the Bonnie wouldn't deceive anyone so we don't want the word con associated with her in any way.

Bonspiration: to be inspired by Bonnie, often associated with great spiritual experiences.

Bontastic: Bonnie is not a fan, she has fans, 'nuff said

Bons: Props given for Bonnie related comments, instead of bones.

More additions to the glossary coming soon...