Who wants to be a Bonnionaire?

It has often been said that a picture is worth a thousand words. Well, to be quite honest, pictures dont sell for words, they sell for ca$h money. So when i saw a picture of bonnie at a local garage sale, i had to get it. I immediately went to a local Kinko's and made an exact copy. Thats when i used my 'tyler osterloh rebate skillz'... I sold the fake(as the original) on eBay for a measely million dollars...
Once i recieved this money, i thought of what i could do with it that would help out The Bonnie States of America. Yes, I know what your thinking, I should have gone and bought a luxurious european car. NO. I went to the local supermarket, bought some flour, and began to cook. This brought me to a dilhema, no not the kind of dilhema Nelly sings about, but rather a much more dificult dilhema... What would I do to help Bonns with this money? Here are a few of the ideas that immediately popped into my head--

1)Buy her all the cookbooks in the world to further her cooking education.

2)Hire the Jazz Bear for a personalized Bonnie birthday party - everyday

3)Buy Guitar Hero IV before it comes out for Bonnie

4)Give it to Jarron Collins to leave the Jazz organization.

5)Buy Mrs. Fields Cookies and change it into Bonnie's Backyard BBQ By the Booey aka the BBBBtB.

6)Give it to her to repay her for the many sweets she gives to us daily.

7)Replace the vase Jacob broke over the weekend.

8)Pay for Bonnies airfare back to the U.S. from New Zealand.

9)Give it to charity, thats what Bonnie would want

10th and Finally) Buy a fake afro for Bonnie so that she could be 'hip' with STABE.

I think i speak for all of us when i say this.. "Bonnie, we miss your beautiful soul in the Americas, and stay away from those nasty Koala Bears." Good Luck and Stay Safe Bonnie and Rob.

Editor's Note: Jefferson had a 593 note streak on GH3 untill he CHOKED on the 6th to last note... What a NOOB!!!