Saturday, April 19, 2008

Bon To The Future

We all know that the Bonnie possesses many powers beyond those of an average human being, but what you may not know is that one of those powers is actually time travel. Yes, time travel.

Sometime last week (around 1pm MDT on Saturday) the Bonnie discovered that she could in fact travel to the future and back in small increments. As I type this message on Saturday April 19th at 11:53 MDT the Bonnie is already enjoying her Sunday afternoon nap 18 hours in the future in a magical place called New Zealand. In fact, the Bonnie, at the risk of destroying the space time continuum, has already informed me that the Boston Celtics easily won game 1 of their Easter Conference Round 1 playoff match up. (What you choose to do with this information is up to you, but I will not be held responsible any gambling related consequences)

Where will she go next? I do not know, but for the Bonnie, the future is now.

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