Sunday June 1st, fast and testimony meeting... The Bonnie makes her way towards the podium and the crowd goes silent... well, silenter... the rest is testimony history. The following is a mortal mans attempt to transcribe The Bonnie's heavenly words.
This is what I learned...
-Her name is Bonnie
-She's not inactive
-She recently joined a club for stoners
-Stoners don't shower
-She went to a land down under
-In a land down under she met up with middle aged missionaries named Alma and Mosiah
-Alma and Mosiah aren't inactive either, just like her
-Mosiah is a Maori
-Mosiah the Maori toured the mission field with The Bonnie and Alma
-Some of the converts didn't deserve to call themselves converts
-Alma and Mosiah are life long friends
-James needs to go on a mission to meet his life long man friend
-The Bonnie's testimony has kept her "sane" or at least saner than she would be.
-The Bonnie went to Cancun to walk a mile in Nephite Mocasins
-She proved to the world that the B O M is true
-She loves Rob and Me... Amen
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