Earned D-Will a spot on the USA team-
Here's some sports news even Stuart Scott can't deny.. Last Summer, when Deron was trying out for the team, he just wasnt feeling himself. At first, he thought it was dehydration/fatigue/homesickness/altitude difference. Well, sadly all of those are horrificly maldiagnosises.. He was suffering from a rare but exhausting condition, bonnsickness. Once notified, the bonnie put on her #1 cooking apron, and batched up a quick rice krispies delight. D-Will made a full recovery, but for an unknown reason, he still felt like something was still slowing him down..
Personally saved Robert Downey Jr. from terrorists-
Who is Robert Downey Jr??? This world knows him as the so called "Ironman". What a JOKE! The truth is, when RDJr was stuck in the cave in the middle east, it was bonnie with him, not the weird looking scientist. She had already made the suite herself, hid it in a rock, was baking bean dip, and minutes from escaping herself.. but when he joined in on the adventure, she decided she would allow him to escape instead and bid him adieu with 2 lbs of BD (bean dip) and a lasting impression of the true Ironbon.. The Bonnie later escaped by disguising herself as a harmless chef (nobody had a clue)..
Invented the Wheel-
Where would we be without this invention? Many archeologists try to say that plain old cavemen created this breakthrough in technology, hate to break it to ya fellas, but that was the bonns. See, in 1452 BC, bonnie was wondering how to expand her cooking business from one cave to another. Instead of having poor kittens pull trays to other caves, she decided that the world was ready for the wheel. Most people dont know how close she was to not giving out this idea though.. In 1453 BC, the bonnie was almost crushed by a stampede of Lions from the Lion King, she was cooking when she was caught off guard by Mufasa aka Abe Millsap.
READING CHECK TIME!!!
Notice a pattern? If you said yes, there seems to be an antagonist in all these stories, then you're absolutely right! Somebody seemed to know D-Will would be sick without the Bonnie, somebody seemed think it would be clever to put the bonnie in a cave, and yes, somebody assembled a stampede in an attempt to crush the bonnie! SICKENING! Who is this imposter?? I think the only conclusion would be somebody who is located in close proximity to the bonnie now, maybe 3 doorsteps away? I think we all know who i am talking about... Somebody who doesnt want the bonnie to succeed, somebody who is afraid of the bonnie's greatness...
Now, because i do not want to name name's, I will allow you to make up your mind who did this to the bonnie, but let me make one thing VERY clear.
FOOL BONNIE ONCE, SHAME ON YOU. FOOL BONNIE TWICE, NO RICE KRISPIES FOR YOU!
