Bonnouncements for April 2009

By way of Bonnouncement, there are some things going on in the life of The Bonnie that can no longer go untold.

1) The Bonnie has defied the laws of science by bringing another life into this world, in the form of her granddaughter Audrey "the Tank" Tingey (look out NFL, here she comes)

2) World renowned Bonnie-Blogger Bonfireoflove made a little Bonnieblog history by becoming the first Bonnieblogger ever to be all state in basketball and blogging... Congratulations are in order. As a side note, for making all state in blogging he was able to use the same computer that the Bonnie types on. For making all state in basketball, he was allowed to walk on the same court Jarron Collins plays on... you tell me which you'd rather have

3) Head Coach Jim Calhoun personally called the Bonnie on her cellular telephone to invite her and Rob Diesel to be his guests at the sweet 16 in Phoenix. I'll be honest, Calhoun isn't a name I trust, and at first I was skeptical of his motives (especially in light of certain NCAA "infractions" that his team is dealing with right now) but it turned out that it was on the up and up, and the Bonnie enjoyed a lovely weekend of basketball, sun, and nachos.

4) The Bonnie also celebrated the 26th anniversary of the happiest day of her life... the day she became a "real" parent. Again, congratulations are in order.

5) The Bonnie celebrated her 30th wedding anniversary with Rob Diesel, which, coincidentally, is also the 30th anniversary of the death of all the hopes and dreams of millions of Bonciples who had held out hope of someday marrying the Bonnie themselves.

6) The Easter Bonnie came to town, delivering untold amounts of good tidings, good cheer, good spirits, warmth, kindness, reminders of the true spirit of easter, and chocolate. All those who were touched by her generosity, may join with me in extending a giant BonnieBlog thank you to her for her time, effort and sacrifice in making this the best Easter since last year.

Before you start commenting and telling me that there is no way that there are only 6 Bonnouncements, let me tell you that I know this already. 6 Bonnouncements is a slow Tuesday for her. I just wanted to fill you in on the 6 most relevent and life altering from the past few weeks. If I had time, all the time in the world, I would attempt to Bonnounce all the great things that she has done, but even then it wouldn't do her justice, so I choose to stop at 6.